I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Is Oprah even human
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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