just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Randomize
