Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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