that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
