bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't deserve a penis
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Who died my cat blue again?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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