What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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