apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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