D3 body, D1 cock
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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