Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We smell like vodka and hangover
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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