his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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