So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
