i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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