after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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