Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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