when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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