who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
did you just send me my own nude
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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