i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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