history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i out mim tonsoeep
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