does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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