you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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