found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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