I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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