I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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