just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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