your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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