she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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