im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We are all done wearing pants today
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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