Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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