Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You had me at "let me see your balls"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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