the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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