i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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