Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
