She announced her abortion via fbk
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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