sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I think people are normalizing furries
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
