are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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