but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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