Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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