For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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