lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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