fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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