I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
