Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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