I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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