Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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