This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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