My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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