I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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