I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
