But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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