Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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