Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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