she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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