We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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