It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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