okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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