Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just want nice things and good sex
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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