Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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